i cant brag about my follower count to people at my school cuz nobody cares ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
haha nobody would care about zero followers either way?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My bals havent dropped
(via maxterbate)
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
(via laughbitches)
TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS
BED TWERP
THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY
bY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH
CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
(via forever-and-alwayss)
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
